ZZ Top! Of course! The trio will celebrate its 40th anniversary by herding into the studio with Rick Rubin later this year, after they wrap up a co-headlining tour with Brooks & Dunn. The band is aiming a sound more “La Grange” than “Sleeping Bag” (aw, can’t they do both?), and Rick Rubin does seem the painfully obvious choice for a high-profile authenticity move. The band has also signed to Rubin’s American Recordings, which heightens the prospect that its forthcoming album will get his full attention, rather than being one of eight projects he watches through a large telescope from inside his ashram. In recent years Rubin has worked with the Dixie Chicks, Linkin Park, Metallica, Weezer, U2, Kanye, Green Day, the dude from Semisonic… is there any respected figure in music that Rubin has yet to work with? I was able to come up with five who would be definite collaboration coups for both sides.
1. Paul McCartney
“Well, Paul… I think… we should go back… to Ram…”
2. Ian MacKaye
If the Evens ever break up, with Jeff Nelson not even in D.C., I’m sure the god of authenticity cash-ins would be happy to come down to Inner Ear and console Ian. “Maybe Henry… could fly in and join you… for some duets. I want to capture… your friendship.”
3. Nickelback
“I want to hear… Canada… in you. I want to bring out… the Randy Bachman… in Nickelback.”
4. Bruce Springsteen
They’re both associated with Columbia, you know. And judging from Magic, the Boss could really use a fresh pair of ears. “Bruce… I only want… one song… about a motorcycle. But make it… definitive.”
5. The Beastie Boys
Everyone’s older, everyone’s wiser, and the Beastie Boys clearly need help from somebody.
Plus, there’s always Ray Stevens.
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6. Shania Twain. But…can’t think of…anything…Rubin-esque…to say.
Thank you for not going for the obvious beard jokes.
Stealers Wheel
David Bowie.
“So…Tonight…well…maybe not.”
forget nickelback - Randy Bachman! BTO or solo, i would buy that album.
Marc Cohn
“I want… to hear… about a more gritty Memphis.”
Steely Dan?
“I feel like…you could…do something like…Katy Lied…but quieter.”
Haw haw haw haw.
Yeah, I wish they could do both too. Goddamn Eliminator and Afterburner were massive chunks of the soundtrack of my youth.
Rubin though? Allow me to be “that guy” and say overrated. For the good of the order, and in the spirit of the Beasties suggestion above, let me throw LL Cool J out there. Much more than the Beasties, Uncle L really could use a hand. Of course, in both instances the man we really should be talking to is Jazzy Jay who actually put together the beats and got elbowed out of Def Jam by Russell Simmons, which folds back into why I think Rubin is overrated.
@Captain Wrong: That Rubin Times Magazine article was LAWLZ.