Lil Wayne Brings The Champagne

AP07090903011.jpgLil Wayne is launching his own champagne label, Halo, this fall. The bubbly will come in four varieties, each of which has its own signature bouquet: “Halo Brut offers a golden blush with a lemon cream and roasted hazelnut flavor with a citrusy finish, while Halo Brut Vintage presents a sparkling amalgamation of almonds and lemon blossoms with a creamy consistency. The third champagne, Halo Rose, is blended with the delightful aromas of crushed raspberries, mint and pomegranate that will remind wine aficionados of Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes. Halo Pinnacle is a Chardonnay laden with the texture of pure fruit, and the taste of lime-tree flowers and roasted hazelnuts is very noticeable.” Hazelnuts! Perhaps my palate will be refined enough by September for me to tell. Anyway, here’s hoping that this launch inspires Lil Wayne to release a song that’s just him rapping over Colbie Caillat’s “Bubbly,” if only because he’ll think of better things to rhyme with “nose” than “toes.” [Vibe via The Listenerd]

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5 Responses to “Lil Wayne Brings The Champagne”

  1. by at 1:06 am

    “Lil Wayne’s Shrimp Juice” has less of a ring to it than Halo.

  2. by Kate Richardson at 2:39 am

    Weezy is going to piss off a lot people in a certain region of France if he keeps calling his sparkling beverage champagne.

  3. by alec_baldwin at 3:24 am

    teh. didn’t dame dash try to pass off isopropyl alcohol as vodka back in the day? we see what happened 2 him.

  4. by Al Shipley at 12:55 pm

    No way am I buying any kind of food or beverage product from a guy who writes as many lyrics about defecation and vomit as he does.

  5. by the earl grey at 2:31 am

    weezy’s lollipop remix with kanye is great. slinky.

    dame dash shouting about his viodka & money at anne dexter-jones’ dining room table. pigg

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