Comments on: Usher Vs. Timberlake: The Battle Begins (In Bed)

By: alec_baldwin

alec_baldwin — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:54:44 +0000

Awww man. Y’all don’t know abt Barry. From wht I’m told that man just might b responsible 4 a cornucopia Gen Xers. These kids ain’t ready.

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:17:53 +0000

I agree. Music during the deed is kind of distracting. [And who even has that on the brain when it's time to "get down". -"Oh hold up, let me put on some Teddy P real quick..."] But I will stand behind that Love You Gently track. But then again I am a sucker for anything from the Guy/Silk/H-Town school of R&B slow jams.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:52:54 +0000

I believe you mean XTube fame.

By: Ned Raggett

Ned Raggett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:45:21 +0000

YouTube fame is a mere step away.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:27:08 +0000

@Ned Raggett: "I am boning in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my boning and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my boning, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed, and I ejaculate. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by the sound of me boning. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my boning might have."

By: Ned Raggett

Ned Raggett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:16:43 +0000

@GhostOfDuane: Ah, your homage to Alvin Lucier -- "I Am Screwing In a Room"

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:11:24 +0000

I also get distracted by music in the sack. That’s why I put on a pre-recorded tape of myself breathing heavily and grunting whenever business time begins.