Comments on: David Lee Roth Can’t Drive 55 Either

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:43:58 +0000

I thought it would be one of many, but alas.

Lucas Jensen — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:45:39 +0000

@Chris N.: Why aren't there more jokes like this here? I'm disappointed.

Chris N. — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:50:49 +0000

I, too, am allergic to David Lee Roth’s nuts.

Chris Molanphy — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:03:09 +0000

“Now, Waldo – I hope you find some friends this year.”

“Aw, Mom…ya know I’m not like other guys. I’m nervous, and my nut allergy is acting up.”

Whigged — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:34:45 +0000

Management confirmed the story is fake.