On Monday, I offered a few theories as to what kind of “video project” Britney Spears and Madonna could be putting together for the latter’s upcoming tour. Needless to say, I’m embarrassed that it never occurred to me that an elevator would be involved. According to E! Online, the set involves an elevator, “in, around and on which Spears will dance.” Tying that bit info with this revelation from one of their sources (”The video will be very deep. You’ve never seen Britney like this before. It will blow your mind.”), we’ve put together some new ideas for you.
Set Issues Derail Britney’s Madonna Shoot [E! Online]
Earlier: Madonna Outsources Tour Drama To Britney Spears
Damn…the Jezebel hate has creeped here too?
@pantycrickets: It’s topical!
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Whatever. I’m just happy to see my girl Britney [attempting?] to do the damn thing. Here’s hoping the dancing skills are back up to par, albums from here on out come with it the Blackout did before them [no pressure Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins], and she gets herself a friend or two…preferably female… who is genuinely down with being the Sam Ronson to her Lindsay Lohan. No homo.
I’m just glad to see that Rapino is making Madge grind for that paper, man. Uh, does that make him a pimp or a playa?
OK, maybe it’s just wishful thinking, but man the Pavement cover would be awesome.
OR maybe Brit and Madonna are going to duet on a cover of Outkast’s “Elevators” Celiene Dion/hologram Elvis style?
@cosmiclove: I guess that makes her his hizzo, oh, and everybody else’s for that matter. She likes to set it out.
Britney is obviously the drunken trainwreck Moe of the equation, and Madonna is Slut Machine if Slut Machine was actually, like, smart.
you forgot the choice where Britney and Madonna play the arcade video game “Elevator Action”…in an elevator. Now THAT would be mindblowing.
Aren’t they just going to be practicing their squats using the elevator mirrored walls to give the effect that they are in a tiny dance studio that is really an elevator?
Maybe they will compare hoohas.