Soulja Boy Drops More Straight-Up Garbage

AP071217034215.jpgMan, am I conflicted about this new Soulja Boy video, “Donk.” On first listen, it sounded like Ice-T’s worst fears writ large: A kid yelping about asses and humping the clap beat like Luke was sponsoring a Miami Bass Special Olympics. The moves in the video barely even seemed to correlate to the music while looking like they were given more consideration than the music itself. But with its almost wanton tempo shifts and monotonous typewriter drums, this is just the rap equivalent of Slipknot, something flashy and aggressive for the kids that many adults simply do not need in their life. Plus, what do you really want from the fifth single off an album that had one sole major success, especially if that success was “Crank Dat?” [Pop Eater]

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10 Responses to “Soulja Boy Drops More Straight-Up Garbage”

  1. by GhostOfDuane at 3:32 am

    I’d gladly give him five thousand ones to go away forever.

  2. by Sloth at 4:06 am

    I’m confused. This is a song about a girls butt and how she must shake it and such yet 90 percent of the video is some young gentlemen doing a dance which is not related to the topic at hand. I remember a fellow by the name of Sir Mix A Lot who wrote a song about a similar topic and his video was him in a field of giant butts surrounded by girls with big butts shaking their butts, “I like Big Butts” I believe was the name of that record.

  3. by mhulot at 4:29 am

    Do the doggy bounce.

  4. by Clevertrousers at 4:42 am

    i think this video finally killed what was left of my soul…

  5. by at 4:49 am

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  6. by Captain Wrong at 5:49 am

    Re that picture up there: Aww, someone stole Urkel’s shirt and his pants are about to go next.

  7. by scarletvirtue at 2:36 am

    @jordan_s: Is he trying to re-make “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” or something?

  8. by at 12:01 pm

    humping the clap beat like Luke was sponsoring a Miami Bass Special Olympics.

    Brilliant.

  9. by Chris Molanphy at 12:06 pm

    YAHH Trick YAAAAHHHH

    (All day this post has been live, and I had to come in here and say it.)

  10. by Tenno at 11:16 am

    Ice-T doesn’t have to say anything anyways, this is the stupidest thing in quite sometime… love how he has the lil kids doing the donk dance… Juniorhighs worldwide gonna see some straight up awesome dance moves this year

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