Maura showed me the new artwork for the new Oasis album, and I immediately thought two things. One: Are you sure that’s not the new Edan record? And two: Someone needs to make a Random Oasis Song/Album Title and/or Lyric Generator already. Seriously, what are the interviews in London like? “It’s called Dig Your Own Hole. I mean, it’s called Searching for the Young Soul Rebels. Oh shit, sorry, it’s called Diamond Dogs. Er… ” [pause] “It’s called Lady Soul. Fuck, man–just let me straighten out in the loo, back in a second.” [ten minutes later] “Whoo! Back! Whew! Hey! Great to see ya again, long time, eh?” [inhales heavily and sharply] “Anyway, new album. What was that title again? Soul Rebels? Soul Revolutionaries? Hahahaha who fuckin’ cares, man? Here–wanna come take a bump with me, mate?” [Consequence Of Sound]
July 14th, 2008 // 9 Comments
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The next one is going to be self titled with a blank beige cover.
One: Are you sure that’s not the new Edan record?
Dyin’ here!
The next one should be the members posed in front of a yellow background and called Weezer (Yellow Album), before Rivers uses that color for the 2010 album that will inevitably disappoint the masses waiting for Pinkerton 2: Electric Boogaloo.
“Honey, you mixed up the assignment with the Paw Tracks one.”
The new album is an experimental single hour-long track. The rest of the band fiddles around on electric sitars and bongos while Liam plays with drone loops of himself doing coke in one of the bathrooms at Abbey Road. “Isss fookin’ brilliaaant, mayte!”
Maybe they decided to go the Beck/Danger Mouse one better and have Edan produce the next record? (I think that would rule, BTW.)
I can’t figure out if I’m excited about this album. The last album was very much fun, but the between-albums single was pretty much the worst thing that’s ever happened to me or anyone else.
It also looks like the drum on the cover of Sgt. Pepper. They’re just messing with us now, aren’t they? This whole thing has been performance art.
well at least they made morning glory LP.
some girl played me a live Neutral Milk Hotel concert today, told me they made the best LP of the 90s & I almost booted.