Comments on: This Just In: Americans Enjoy Listening To Lil Wayne While Possibly Getting Inebriated

By: JohnDoe

JohnDoe — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:57:48 +0000

Hey – Weezy was drunk when he made most of his music. It’s the least we can do to return the favor.

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:58:07 +0000

Also, Kanye will be pissed if Lil Wayne becomes the Grammy Awards rapper of choice.

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:56:38 +0000

@HONEYBFLY:

I know right. Shit, don't speak too soon. You know executives at VH1, MTV, and BET would go KURAZY if they could land Kanye or Weezy for some sort of nonsensical day in the life reality show.

[Looks up to the heavens and asks God to let both Ye and Weezy knock out at least another three or four albums before doing so]

Also,

To all those "hybrid brands of rapper/singer/dancer/actor/producer/reality show star": Please, for the love of God, quit freestyling over the beat to a Milli. JESUS!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:17:05 +0000

@Tauwan: While we're on the topic, since when did Weezy and Kanye become the only 2 actively recording (successful) rappers? Everybody else with a song out is some hybrid brand of rapper/singer/dancer/actor/producer/reality show star......

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:57:35 +0000

@HONEYBFLY:

Exactly. And it'll feature him freestyling over every track that isn't his. It'll then go on to rank in the top ten on Pitchfork's/countless other blogs' year end albums list and land Weezy on the cover of Time Magazine under the headline Best Rapper Alive. Watch.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:38:41 +0000

@Tauwan: LOL so true! In fact, judging by this list, the next installment should be called "Now that's what Weezy calls music"

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:20:36 +0000

I’m sorry, but that’s totally like half the tracklisting for NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC 48, or whatever number they’re currently on.