Comments on: Metallica Continue To Dig Their Own Grave

By: DJorn

DJorn — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:28:11 +0000

First thing I saw wasn't the coffin or the vagina; I thought it was a fingerprint.

So it's not great, but I don't think it's awful. I kind of like it. Then again, I like vaginas (vaginae?).

By: JH315

JH315 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:25:19 +0000

Here’s the best thing about the cover. They return to the old Metallica logo. The real Metallica logo, not the neutered version of late. The M and A should jut out. This is subtle, but good news.

By: FionaScrapple

FionaScrapple — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:01:23 +0000

@Reidicus:

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

By: Reidicus

Reidicus — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:49:28 +0000

Maude Lebowski: My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

The Dude: Oh yeah?

Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

The Dude: Johnson?

By: alec_baldwin

alec_baldwin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:38:12 +0000

@amandacobra: The thing looks like a lady flower. I've been trying to ignore it, but I just happened to jump the page just now. Damn them all!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:22:22 +0000

looks like a gaping hairy asshole. perhaps, the album is shit?

By: dog door

dog door — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:48:08 +0000

There are plenty of reasons to hate on Metallica, but this is not one of them. It might just be their best cover since MASTER OF PUPPETS.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:07:54 +0000

I dunno, kids. I like it. I like all of it.

By: KurticusMaximus

KurticusMaximus — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:08:53 +0000

The album's name is pretty dumb, but if that's the name, this is actually a pretty decent cover.

Really, though, when the music itself is released, I think the internet rage will completely overshadow any disappointment in the relative eh-ness of the name and cover.

By: silkyjumbo

silkyjumbo — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:48:20 +0000

@GhostOfDuane: maybe it's because my part time job is in a porn store, but i saw coffin immediately. at this point i see vajayjays in my sleep so i try to not make it my go-to visual.

By: BeGee

BeGee — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:43:56 +0000

Um, isn't that just a rip-off of PiL's That What is Not album cover from the 90s?

By: Whigged

Whigged — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:40:03 +0000

@bnb614: Name one Metallica that isn't too literal! Every single one beats you over the head if you don't understand the words that are written over the artwork.

By: bnb614

bnb614 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:31:01 +0000

@Maura Johnston: Don't we all work with shit in one way or the other?

I understand, and I am not a fan of all Serrano's stuff but I thought the Load cover was cool.

When I compare Metallica's covers to the over the top literal titles that a metal band could come up with, the Death Magnetic one could be much worse.

Their first album cover for the demo "Metal Up Your Ass" had a knife/dagger coming out of a toilet. So it is all about context!

By: NickEddy

NickEddy — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:20:34 +0000

@NickEddy:

"made-for-tv teleplay"

The one after that will be called "Teh [sic] Redundancy."

With the [sic], yes.

By: NickEddy

NickEddy — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:18:23 +0000

@GhostOfDuane:

"I saw the vajayjay before I realized it was a coffin."

I'm using this in my made-for-tv teleplay "Oedipus '08"

By: sparkletone

sparkletone — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:14:06 +0000

This is actually more awesome than the bowtie thing that was posted before.

Also, yes. Very vaginal.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:11:52 +0000

@Halfwit: I saw the vajayjay before I realized it was a coffin. Though I suppose that's not something to be proud of.

By: Halfwit

Halfwit — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:08:29 +0000

@amandacobra: Dammit, now that's ALL I can see!

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:55:16 +0000

@bnb614: yeah, and now he's working in shit. what will he think of next?

By: bnb614

bnb614 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:44:34 +0000

I kind of like it. It is a little too literal in many ways, but could be worse.

The Load album cover I really like too. "The cover of the Load album is original artwork entitled "Semen and Blood III." It is one of three photographic studies by Andres Serrano created in 1990 by mingling the artist's own semen and bovine blood between two sheets of Plexiglas."