I Read It, So You Have To Too: Not Safe For Lunch Dept.

i read it, so you have to too

Not Safe For Lunch Dept.

A tipster sends in a report from last night's show by Dave Navarro's rotating cast of semi-famous musicians Camp Freddy: "They knew Chrissie [Hynde] was in the audience and she was reluctant to come on stage. They goaded her on stage... Dave Navarro escalated the sexual tension by saying 'Hey Chrissie, I have something you know...' and then he started playing 'brass in pocket' (I'm gonna make you, make you, make you notice". After 'Brass in pocket,' the band did indeed play 'cant help,' and Chrissie and Dave started making out during the song. After the song, Dave said in to the mic 'Hey Chrissie, how about another kiss' (something like this) and Chrissie said 'I'm better at sucking cock.' Chrissie kind of pretended to go down on Dave, kneeling in front of him, unbuttoning his pants and sticking her hand inside. Her head was right on his body." The photos are at the link, if you can't wait for what will no doubt be a gangbusters Dave Navarro blog entry about the evening. [Rex Features]

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1:45 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Maura Johnston
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by Ned Raggett at 01:52 PM on 07/18/08
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Somehow this just makes me think of a notorious incident back in 1991 or so, as reported in a few stories at the time, involving Inger Lorre of the Nymphs, a show down here in Orange County, her boyfriend and the concluding line "That's how a Catholic girl cures a sore throat."
by thearcanemodel at 01:56 PM on 07/18/08
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chrissie, why?!?
by Nicolars at 03:08 PM on 07/18/08
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Thank you for linking to the photographs instead of showing them, my stomach is not strong enough to handle Navarro sexin' today.
by breedavies at 04:46 PM on 07/18/08
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What's most humorous about this incident isn't that Dave Navarro is a total pig and a hack (and I'm honestly surprised he knew who Hynde was), but that SHE ABSOLUTELY HATES PERFORMING "Brass in Pocket." I saw an interview with her yesterday on some VH1 bs "greatest whatevers" show where Hynde explicitly stated that she finds the lyrics to that song ridiculous, and video they made for it completely stupid.

I saw Navarro once at a Diner across from the Colorado Convention Center where he was hosting, of course, a porn expo. He is just as gross in person as I could imagine. He even had some bleached-out slag on his arm. Do dudes really think strippers-as-accessories are still cool?

But really, the real fool here is Hynde herself. and the pictures prove it.
by amandacobra at 10:57 AM on 07/21/08
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it's a good thing that she's vegan and has such high standards about what she will put in her mouth.

apparently, chicken or any sort of animal flesh = bad

pretending to blow dave navarro onstage at a camp freddy show = totally ok