Someone brought to our attention this morning the existence of JewTube, which is exactly what you think it is. The emphasis seems to be heavily weighted toward the Orthodox end of things, so you wouldn’t think you’d find much in the way of music. However, a search for “music” brought up, among other things, a list of phrases to click on. I went for “hip-hop.” And how. Enjoy the site’s sole rap effort to date, about which none more needs be said than the title of this entry. Oh yeah, and another thing: Oy. [JewTube]
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July 23rd, 2008 // 8 Comments
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this is so puzzling.
why is eric bogosian in a straight jacket?
and when did buckethead and cisco adler merge into one person and become this guys sidekick?
and dude, also…did he just use the word bitchual to rhyme with ritual?
these and other questions.
@seth_shellhouse: Bitchual is yiddish for ‘silly hat.’
Jewish music is where Christian Contemporary Music was a decade ago: almost quaint in its anachronistic corniness. You know how so many Christian bands sound about five years out of date? The typical “Jewish music” track sounds beamed in from 1981: Jim Steinman-esque flourishes, cheesy keyboards, gratituous guitar solos, all usually brought to you in the key of D minor. Jewish rap (as practiced by “50 Shekel” and “Etan G”) makes Brian Austin Green sound like Rakim.
Someday I want to do a book on the intersection of traditional Judaism with pop culture. Maybe call it “Performing Mitzvot Saved My Life” or “Pesach Ready.”
What? No Two Live Jews?
@mike a: I would read either book.
I prefer the Jew Tang Clan.
What about these guys?
Surely you’ve heard of their spanglish Hannukah song “Ocho Kandelikas” (above) or the always so tasteful “Kike on the Mike”, right?
Rocketh on, from the Rapaputy Band!