Comments on: Metallica’s Explanation Of “Death Magnetic” Isn’t Helping Matters

By: Bob Loblaw

Bob Loblaw — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:28:54 +0000

Chris N. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:39:48 +0000

“Absolut Fingerprintpussycasket.”

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:03:11 +0000

@ragandboneshop: Brilliantly done.

uptonking — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:50:21 +0000

Cover looks like an Absolut Vodka ad.

ragandboneshop — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:33:50 +0000

Death Magnetic is obviously an anagram for “Can it, Megadeth.”

Chris N. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:33:39 +0000

I think that’s called “third base.”

RaptorAvatar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:32:14 +0000

I wanna hear their half-baked explaination of why the vajayjay and the fingerpint had to be fused together.

BBDisk — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:21:13 +0000

That cover looks like a hairy vagina.

Ned Raggett — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:08:39 +0000

Nothing else matters.

Chris N. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:56:29 +0000

The Jezebel commenters are surprisingly well-versed in Metallica in general.