Comments on: Metallica’s Explanation Of “Death Magnetic” Isn’t Helping Matters

By: Bob Loblaw

Bob Loblaw — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:28:54 +0000

@ragandboneshop: @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: Holy shit. Seconded.

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:39:48 +0000

“Absolut Fingerprintpussycasket.”

By: Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:03:11 +0000

@ragandboneshop: Brilliantly done.

By: uptonking

uptonking — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:50:21 +0000

Cover looks like an Absolut Vodka ad.

By: ragandboneshop

ragandboneshop — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:33:50 +0000

Death Magnetic is obviously an anagram for “Can it, Megadeth.”

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:33:39 +0000

I think that’s called “third base.”

By: RaptorAvatar

RaptorAvatar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:32:14 +0000

I wanna hear their half-baked explaination of why the vajayjay and the fingerpint had to be fused together.

By: BBDisk

BBDisk — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:21:13 +0000

That cover looks like a hairy vagina.

By: Ned Raggett

Ned Raggett — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:08:39 +0000

Nothing else matters.

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:56:29 +0000

The Jezebel commenters are surprisingly well-versed in Metallica in general.

By: Ned Raggett

Ned Raggett — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:53:51 +0000

If Robert Trujillo ever feels a bit down at least he knows he has a horde of Jezebel commenters wanting to jump his bones.

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:48:11 +0000

If the 12 year old, Metallica-obsessed me saw that photo I would have gone on a killing spree. I distinctly recall being on the phone with my best friend and crying hysterically as only a pre-teen can when “Headbangers Ball” showed the “One” video for the first time. We were HORRIFIED that they’d sold out by making a video. Ahhh, the good ol’ days…