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Hey, Idolatarians! I’m Sam Yurick and I will be guest blogging for you today. You may know me as RaptorAvatar, the name under which I comment on things, make cartoons/music, and maintain a tumblr where I sometimes act like a jackass. These days, I like Gravity’s Rainbow, electrifyingly shitty movies, indie rock that doesn’t apologize for rocking, and Cisco fortified wine. Thanks go to Maura, for letting me do this, and to caffienne shots from 7-Eleven, which turn everything into an energy drink.
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Where are the 2-5 puns?
Here we are now, entertain us! Don’t worry Sam, I have faith in you. You just need to be funny, brilliant, and interesting 12-15 times in the next 8 hours.
Maura, turn on your IM and start doing your best Nick Denton impersonatiion.
Yay! This is bound to perk up my hungover Monday…
PS, can we get a few more Criss Angel ads up on the site, please?
Catbirdseat, you know not what you ask.
@Catbirdseat: I think I can make it to that number if we count me strangling myself to create a “sick voice” when I called in to work this morning.
@RaptorAvatar: Regarding your Tumblr, what exactly do you mean by “update the formula”?