Comments on: Brooklyn Vegan Commenters Offer Their Expertise On Mixing Drugs, Diversifying Investments

By: MayhemintheHood

MayhemintheHood — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:03:52 +0000

Wow. I really haven’t visited that site until today. For this story and also to see pics of King Khan’s butt. The comments are pretty rad.

By: DavidWatts

DavidWatts — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:17:41 +0000

@How do I say this ... THROWDINI!: "You gotta diversify your bonds, nigga." Or, at least, that's what my grandfater always told me. . .

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:35:12 +0000

@Ned Raggett:

Ah, yes. Touche buddy. Touche.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:03:12 +0000

...or:

Red Wine + Tussin, your child will quit fussin'.

Although...

Tussin + Red Wine, end up face down in pickle brine.

OK that's all for today, but look for the remainder on my forthcoming LP, "Narcotic Mixology."

By: amandacobra

amandacobra — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:02:10 +0000

I really really wish that someone had thought to bring up diversifying his funds to him last night.

He diversified the hell out of a pint glass, a table and some sunglasses, that's for sure.

Really? BV + FDIC liability limitation = BFF? Jesus.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:00:37 +0000

...which is why I stick to:

Meth + Diet Sprite, makes you Jesus for a night.

But remember:

Diet Sprite + Meth, you'll be one slight breeze from death.

By: GhostOfDuane

GhostOfDuane — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:58:45 +0000

Acid + Coke, makes you stupid and broke.

Coke + Acid, you'll be permanantly flaccid.

or, at least that's what my Grandpa always told me...

By: TheRunningboard7

TheRunningboard7 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:24:13 +0000

@Maura Johnston: People have names at BV? I'd have to pay attention.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:14:28 +0000

@RaptorAvatar: Absolutely. They need some help in the spelling/grammar/don't-sound-like-an-ass department, but frighteningly enough, these kids have sound advice. Coke and acid ARE a bad mix. Acid is really cheap these days. And if you're not worried about whether the FDIC covers your bank account these days, have a look at the poor IndyMac customers.

The only thing I'd disagree with them on are municipal bonds. Inflation's increasing too fast for that.

By: Ned Raggett

Ned Raggett — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:06:39 +0000

@Tauwan: Can someone throw a pool party or something in which your only way in is whether or not you are a registered commenter on Stereogum and/or Brooklyn Vegan?

The MGMT show already happened.