What Bands Are Less Annoying When You Don’t Have To Look At Them?

theark.jpgBette Midler’s point about MTV and the rise of the music video ruining live performance may have something of a corollary: Do certain bands’ images, broadcasted through said videos and performances, actually make them more anoying than they might be if you just stumbled onto their music while flipping around the radio or hearing ambient songs in a public place? I think the obvious answer is “yes” (surely a blind taste test of, say, Fall Out Boy would result in at least three out of the 10 people who were so ready to make that band an easy punchline saying “huh, this isn’t bad, what is this?”), but an incident that just took place in the cafe where I’m working today brought the idea into sharp relief.

So a couple of years ago I went to this godawful club night celebrating Swedish music. It was one of those places with a velvet rope, where I was made to ask the doorman if I could actually enter with my friends. There was bottle service. And a gigantic disco ball that was, if I remember, cut out and turned into a VIP section. And a decoration behind the bar of a woman’s legs, which opened and closed on command. And the band playing was this band the Ark, a Swedish outfit who I remember at the time thinking was totally ripping off the schtick of both L.A. Guns and Pretty Boy Floyd. The music sounded like an awful muddle, the people who weren’t my friends were all horrific i-banker/model asshole types, and I pretty much wanted to be anywhere else.

But as was just revealed to me via the sound system in this East Village cafe, the band’s single “One Of Us Is Gonna Die Young” is actually not that bad! It reminds me of the sort of powerpop that Idolator emeritus Brian Raftery would always post, and I actually thought when the song first came on that the band in question was the M’s. I mean, I doubt I’d give the band another chance in a live setting, but it certainly wasn’t as repulsive as I’d initially thought. And it’s not like there’s a lot going on news-wise, anyway, so I figured I’d share this story and wonder if the Idolator braintrust out there had any similar incidents, in which actually hearing a song caused an artist to transcend any superficial reputation garnered by previous actions. (And yes, this ties into the whole discussion from yesterday about reading about music before it’s been heard. What can I say, this is how the dog days of summer are melting my brain.)

The Ark – One Of Us Is Gonna Die Young [YouTube]

 

  • Anonymous

    @MayhemintheHood: Speaking of that MGMT video. When did that fad for glittery boy-men looking wistfully into the galaxy start? MGMT, The Klaxons, Late of the Pier. I blame Germaine Greer (not for this specifically...I just tend to blame her in general).


    And Hammond. This is why musicians should never smile. Look at metal bands. Let Slayer guide the way.

  • Anonymous

    I'm not really one to care for a band's "image". I feel that, when a band has to work so hard to look a certain way, their music is left wanting. However, an excellent exception would be Mr. Bungle, who had to tone down their stage act because it interfered with their music. (sweat in eyes, etc). If a band has to follow an image, that just strikes me as odd and maybe a little ingenuous. I don't care how a band looks, if you get bored listening to their music, how can they be all that good?

  • ObtuseIntolerant

    I honestly can't think of an example because I honestly can't get really really into music by bands I can't stand to watch...


    I need the total package. I am not out to get bored. Peeps better bring it this weekend at the Virgin Mobile thingy.

  • revmatty

    @DaeSu: Short list: Most of them.

  • Ned Raggett

    @DaeSu: We actually have an excellent role model to follow (scroll ahead to 3:52):


  • Ned Raggett

    @The Illiterate: Something about all that long wavy hair irritated the hell out of me (no offense, Ned)


    Hahah, no worries.

  • Maura Johnston

    @DaeSu: Don't give me any ideas! (Or do, actually.)

  • DaeSu

    @Frankie2: Why don't we just switch the question to bands we want to punch in the face?

  • Frankie2

    I have to say The Ponys. I like their music enough to catch them when they tour, but i've seen them twice now and I still can't figure out what it is that makes me what to curl up and nap on the dance floor, but that's exactly what it's like.


    Also, death cab. not that i really listen to them, but every time i see ben or that duche with the fucking curls at his temples... i just want to punch those guys in the face.

  • slowlybutsurly

    AFI was the first band that came to mind. With a lot of the others- don't want to see OR hear them.

  • Bob Loblaw

    Albert Hammond and his entitled smirk.

  • The Illiterate

    Years ago, before I'd ever heard of Funkadelic, I came across a copy of America Eats Its Young in a cut-out bin. This was when I was just out of high school and was buying almost every interesting looking record I came across. But that album cover scared me to death and stupidly (not stoopidly) put me off the band for years.


    Just about every 70s southern rock band I can think of. Something about all that long wavy hair irritated the hell out of me (no offense, Ned), even when the music was good.


    Another corollary to this is bands that you write off because you can't stand their fans. I made that mistake with Led Zeppelin when I was in high school.

  • MayhemintheHood

    I thought about it some more, and I admit I liked MGMT's "Electric Feel"...until I saw the video. It's seriously one of the dumbest videos i've ever seen, and I can't listen to any of that bands music anymore. Not that I really did in the first place, but there's a full on embargo now.

  • ITMS

    I have such a disdain for The Ting Tings ever since I first saw the video for "That's Not My Name". It got to the point that I would mutter various expletives every time I passed by a poster for them or Duffy.

  • GhostOfDuane

    Apples in Stereo. Saw them on Colbert the other night and they really irritated me. Not so much the singer but the caped crusader on keys behind him. The song was also irritating, but watching them play the song only worsened the deal. I might say the same about Vampire Weekend - in both cases, the band is distinctively less annoying when you don't have to look at them... But they're both still pretty damn annoying. I'll try to think of another example.

  • NickEddy

    Hold Steady. Also: don't make me listen to them, either.


    The Ark are amazing. The most recent not so much, but they are genius. I've been ranting about this for a couple of years. "The Most Radical Thing to Do" is particularly great. Sez me.

  • RaptorAvatar

    My most recent example is Of Montreal. I'd heard snatches of their stuff and it hadn't pushed me one way or the other. "Oh, more inoffensive indiepop. OK, but probably sucking up some of the oxygen that could be going to a band with substance." Then there was the Outback thing and I'm like, "Really? This piratey looking motherfucker is selling out The Fonda and getting massive acclaim for writing steakhouse jingles that are about Ayn Rand or something?" Then, two months ago or so, I saw that awesome quote "We want our film to be beautiful, not realistic." on AIM or facebook or something, tracked down the source, and got totally sucked into "Hissing Fauna." I've pretty much been listening to it 3 or 4 times a week for over a month now, definitely one of the better records I've slept on out of shallow arrogance in the past year or so.

  • SomeSound-MostlyFury

    My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fountains of Wayne, Phantom Planet

  • MayhemintheHood

    @Ned Raggett: I saw BRMC open for Kings of Leon last year. I was actually already a fan, but I even found myself bored...mostly for the same reason. They looked bored as hell, which rubbed off on me. Maybe they were just high as hell, and I wasn't. Who knows.


    Interpol comes to mind. Love their stuff but those dudes are stiffs on stage, for the most part; body language and facial expressions.

  • Rob Murphy

    I've never seen her in-person live (tho her concert DVD is pretty awesome), but, c'mon: Amy Winehouse

  • joshservo

    Three words: Hot Hot Heat.

  • Bazooka Tooth

    My Chemical Romance, for sure.

  • Ned Raggett

    Plenty of examples I could name. Off the top of my head, especially after having irritated me with a dullard set some years back -- they looked boring, they looked bored, and everything about them suggested generic formalism at its worst -- I ended up liking one Black Rebel Motorcycle Club song that I heard randomly, with no context and knowledge who it was until after the song was over.

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