Danzig’s House Would Like You To Be Its Friend

hisredbricks.jpgHere is what happens when you click on a message-board thread titled “How Can I Find Danzig’s House”: You get to read jokes like “look for a mailbox on midget height in the area” and “The cops make him move it every 6 hours or he gets a ticket.” (Funny!) But even better, you’re pointed toward a MySpace page purporting to belong to the house that features shots of Glenn Danzig washing his car, the hole in the roof, and the giant pile of red bricks on the front lawn, which, according to Beck, has been out there for years and years. (”I think it’s a statement,” the moppety chameleon said of Danzig’s unusual landscaping choice. Perhaps that statement is “Can someone help me unload these goddamn bricks?”) Danzig’s House currently has 1,346 friends, and I can’t help but wonder if any of them added the structure in hopes of getting a glimpse at the possibly poolside library:

Danzig’s House [MySpace via Metal Sludge's Gossip Board]
Earlier: Walter Benjamin Glenn Danzig Unpacks His Library

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8 Responses to “Danzig’s House Would Like You To Be Its Friend”

  1. by Hyperion at 1:10 am

    If the walls don’t vomit blood, then I ain’t interested.

  2. by amandacobra at 1:42 am

    @Maura Johnston:

    I just thought the house made the jump to Facebook. I was going to write on its wall.

    ugh.

  3. by Captain Wrong at 4:31 am

    I have a friend who lives in the area. Once upon a time, the pile of bricks was much larger. Someone made a game out of jumping the fence and taking as many bricks as you can. She’s supposed to get me a Danzig brick of my very own.

  4. by at 9:20 am

    I know that house on Franklin at Rodney! Never any cars or people there;
    I always assumed some psycho had a girl living in a pit he dug in the
    basement that he visited on Fridays.

  5. by at 10:22 am

    I know someone (ok…yes…she’s a stripper) who was IN the house once — the living room is painted black (obvz) ..HOWEVER …on all the shelved and mantles there were STUFFED ANIMALS. I shit you not.

  6. by at 12:19 pm

    Ha - I know where that house is - on Franklin near the House Of Pies!

  7. by musicquizking at 12:53 pm

    My friend said he moved from this house a few months ago.

  8. by Maura Johnston at 12:59 pm

    @musicquizking: I guess that’s why the house hasn’t logged in :(

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