Comments on: Bono Clearly Needs To Move Somewhere A Little More Remote

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:51:27 +0000

btw: creepy Bono pic you’ve chosen for this story – looks like he’s psyched to be bent over, readying to take it in the pooper…

By: Silverfuture

Silverfuture — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:02:06 +0000

@owenmeany: Not to mention the fact that he's standing next to a narcoleptic with flowers growing from her pits.

By: Elmo Keep

Elmo Keep — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:54:53 +0000

I venture this is the barely audible sound of U2 not sucking for the first time in about 15 years.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:45:14 +0000

This album will be leaked out of Jimmy Iovine’s office ala Guns N’ Roses soon enough.

By: bburl

bburl — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:52:48 +0000

If this a publicity stunt, it’s the worst one ever. The songs sound like shit. But man, if I had a neighbour like that, I wouldn’t be recording his stereo, I’d be chucking rocks. Dick. Get some AKG’s ffs.

By: SomeSound-MostlyFury

SomeSound-MostlyFury — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:16:45 +0000

*checks pulse* Yup, still hate the guy.