“5:30 p.m.: Order Thai delivery and jerk off while watching Around the Horn on ESPN.” I just… I mean… Oh, God, please tell me it wasn’t a Woody Paige episode. [NYM via thisisareallybadidea]
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Hehe – great tag.
Of course, ATH is on at 5 PM, not 5:30. I call shennanigans.
@Dead Air ummm Dead Air: I thought the same thing, but then I realized… what if it was the finale that got him all hot and bothered?
@Maura Johnston: That JA Adande is insatiable.
I guess he took the title of the show a little too literally.
@relaxing: not always! believe me, i know. those days are like *gifts*.
Unfortunately, Woody Paige is always on around the horn. (Personally, I jerk off thinking about Tony Kornheiser.)