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The Saddest Line In A “New York” Sex Diary Ever, Courtesy Some Unnamed Musician Who Should Probably Stay Anonymous

woody-paige.jpg“5:30 p.m.: Order Thai delivery and jerk off while watching Around the Horn on ESPN.” I just… I mean… Oh, God, please tell me it wasn’t a Woody Paige episode. [NYM via thisisareallybadidea]

4:45 AM on Tue Aug 19 2008
By Maura

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7 Responses to “The Saddest Line In A “New York” Sex Diary Ever, Courtesy Some Unnamed Musician Who Should Probably Stay Anonymous”

  1. by at 4:52 am

    Hehe - great tag.

  2. by Dead Air ummm Dead Air at 5:00 am

    Of course, ATH is on at 5 PM, not 5:30. I call shennanigans.

  3. by Maura Johnston at 5:05 am

    @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: I thought the same thing, but then I realized… what if it was the finale that got him all hot and bothered?

  4. by Dead Air ummm Dead Air at 5:35 am

    @Maura Johnston: That JA Adande is insatiable.

  5. by DavidWatts at 5:44 am

    I guess he took the title of the show a little too literally.

  6. by relaxing at 8:50 am

    Unfortunately, Woody Paige is always on around the horn. (Personally, I jerk off thinking about Tony Kornheiser.)

  7. by Maura Johnston at 10:29 am

    @relaxing: not always! believe me, i know. those days are like *gifts*.

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