Comments on: Hey, Look, Kristy Lee Cook Got Her Horse Back

By: metalkate

metalkate — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:04:36 +0000

what an asshat. i hope she didn’t get her beloved horse back, she really doesn’t deserve it. tens of thousands of unwanted horses are exported from the USA (god bless it!) every year – selling your pet on down the line is a good way to in-secure its future.

By: jenocyde

jenocyde — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:51:07 +0000

I went to Idol Live last night (Ft. Lauderdale) and Kristy Lee’s first song lost the audience fast. But then, her second song, that pandering, horrible “God Bless the USA” won the audience back (idiots) – she opened and ended the song talking about soldiers and they had a big Disney-esque American flag and stars displayed behind her for the song’s loooong duration. It did get her a standing ovation. cringe.

By: brasstax

brasstax — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:18:01 +0000

Airbrushing excluded, that took about 1 minute to make. WTF HIRE ME FOR YOUR RUSH JOB CD COVERS RECORD LABELS!

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:57:34 +0000

A friend and I once determined that the words "don't eat that fuckhead" constituted the most entertainingly pliable phrase in the English language. To wit:

Don't eat that, fuckhead!
Don't eat? That fuckhead!
Don't! Eat that, fuckhead!
Don't eat that? Fuckhead!
Don't? Eat that, fuckhead!
Don't eat that! Fuckhead!

By: Defenestrated

Defenestrated — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:32:34 +0000

Kristy Lee! Cook: Why Wait

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:02:36 +0000

“why… wait!!!”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:36:18 +0000

“Why? Wait!”

By: ITMS

ITMS — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:18:26 +0000

Can we talk about the lack of punctuation on the title “why wait”?

By: CloudCarrier

CloudCarrier — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:43:31 +0000

Shequus!

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:32:24 +0000

Quite a semantic pretzel you’ve got there with that last line.