Given that this was the haircut that rocked the world (or, at least, the living room of my old apartment) nearly 18 months ago, I kind of had to post this Nationwide ad starring Sanjaya Malakar, who’s following in the footsteps of luminaries like Kevin Federline and MC Hammer as a pitchman for the insurance company, and his seven-teased-ponytails ‘do. Those of you who got golden tickets from American Idol‘s most recent crop of auditions: This could be you in about two years or so! (Take that as you will.) [YouTube]
Sanjaya Brings Back The Ponyhawk
August 21st, 2008 // 2 Comments
![]() |
Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
This Could Be The Worst Celebrity Outfit Ever – Fox News | |
Rihanna Debuts Her New Look – Global Grind | |
Jennifer Lopez Drops Her Crotch – Huffington Post | |
What You Need To Know About Phillip Phillips – Fox News | |
Beyonce Is Ready To Steal The Spotlight Again – Global Grind |





















Wow, he can’t act, either.
He should eat a bag of assholes.