Given that this was the haircut that rocked the world (or, at least, the living room of my old apartment) nearly 18 months ago, I kind of had to post this Nationwide ad starring Sanjaya Malakar, who’s following in the footsteps of luminaries like Kevin Federline and MC Hammer as a pitchman for the insurance company, and his seven-teased-ponytails ‘do. Those of you who got golden tickets from American Idol‘s most recent crop of auditions: This could be you in about two years or so! (Take that as you will.) [YouTube]
Sanjaya Brings Back The Ponyhawk
August 21st, 2008 // 2 Comments
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Wow, he can’t act, either.
He should eat a bag of assholes.