Comments on: Leona Lewis: Almost As Competent As David Coverdale

By: Kate Richardson

Kate Richardson — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:37:41 +0000

Glad you found a way to work Michael Phelps’ huge penis into this post. That’s why I love this site.

By: angshu

angshu — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:07:04 +0000

Right. So this is 2008, and the powers that be still think that a has-been guitar hero type out of Almost Famous has any place representing London town? It’s embarrassing and someone ought to have a word.

By: cockfightbarmitzvah

cockfightbarmitzvah — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:57:00 +0000

I heard the Olympic Committee replaced the original Jimmy Page with the cuter one shown here.

By: Rob Murphy

Rob Murphy — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:11:53 +0000

I think there’s also a “bend it like Beckham” joke in here, but I’m way too lazy to find it.

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:58:10 +0000

Jimmy needs to avoid gigs like this, because Leona’s big, dead eyes would have hypnotized him into submission.

By: janine

janine — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:51:26 +0000

@anibundel: Sorry, but the man can do no wrong. I'm not the best person to try to speak rationally about Jimmy page, but I'm never, ever unhappy to see him.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:12:09 +0000

Good Christ, that was boring. I guess the jet lag between London and Beijing put Leona to sleep.
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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:48:16 +0000

Oooh…David Coverdale woulda been AWESOME.

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:36:21 +0000

@anibundel: Dude, it's way too late.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:30:01 +0000

Could someone please stage an intervention for Jimmy Page? He needs to retire now, before he does his career serious harm in his attempt to keep up with himself.

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:48:09 +0000

There is little in life as dependably batshit crazy as Olympics opening and closing ceremonies.