Comments on: Jonas Brothers Fans Take Their Campaign Of Terrorizing Critics To Chicago

By: wakeupbomb

wakeupbomb — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:22:37 +0000

Oh my god, this is a great quote...by an idiot.

"...if they said breathing was overrated, 99.9% of the girl population would be dead. stick your corn dog in that suckaaaa."

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:14:23 +0000

"but that song was also #1 on iTunes for more than a week."

OMFG! A whole week! Call Guinness!

...no wonder they got to go to the White House...

By: andrew_t29

andrew_t29 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:51:45 +0000

@Droop: Oh, christ, seriously? The Jonas Brothers are pretty bad.

@sicksteanein: No. Just...no.

By: sicksteanein

sicksteanein — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:13:10 +0000

Does anyone have Meghan's number?

She sounds really mature. Way more mature than the girls in her class. Listen, do you think she just wants to get out of here and go talk about books and stuff?

By: Clevertrousers

Clevertrousers — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:46:55 +0000

@TheRunningboard7: Thanks for making me think about DeRogatas as a sexual being. Thanks a lot/

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:30:49 +0000

@TheRunningboard7: Nick is more Wilfred Brimleyan as they both have The 'Beetus. :(

By: TheRunningboard7

TheRunningboard7 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:16:19 +0000

"DeRogatis then said, 'And trust me, I know my date rape dialog!'"

Despite not caring if the Jonas Brothers are little Wilfred Brimleys or Kobe Bryants, they've helped me learn to laugh at things that were once annoying to the point of frustration. What did Metal Gear Solid 2 warn us about?

Colonel: But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible.

Rose: Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander...

Colonel: All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate.

Rose: It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:07:16 +0000

@ObtuseIntolerant: I'd be gentle, I swear.

By: ObtuseIntolerant

ObtuseIntolerant — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:41:48 +0000

@NeverEnough: Problem is, they are so much more likely to be the date rapees at this point than the date rapers. Poor, sweet boys.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:38:14 +0000

You forgot the comment that made me lose hope in the future of those teenage girls: “Your wrong! The Jonas Brothers are incredibly talented! There is no comparison to even the Beatles”.

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:14:35 +0000

And what, exactly, would be wrong with getting date raped by The Jonas Brothers? Shit, that’s jill-off material if I’ve ever heard any.