Elton John And Lily Allen Have Bitchiest Awards-Show Snipefest Since Milton Berle And RuPaul

Elton John’s assertion that he could snort British burbler Lily Allen under the table, and his half-bored disgust at her unwillingness to stop sucking from the free-champagne teat and plastered protests over his advanced age, make me pretty sure that the argument they had at British GQ’s Men Of The Year Awards isn’t some sort of viral marketing plan for their forthcoming collaboration, “Wednesday Nights Are Pretty OK For Fighting As Well ‘09.” Then again, I’m talking about both of them thanks to this little spat, so who knows? [via Gawker]

 
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  1. Al Shipley  |   Posted on Sep 4th, 2008

    The bitch is back on my RSS feed.

  2. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 4th, 2008

    When you have written “Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding” Lily then you can tell Elton to fuck off…not before…

  3. saltwater  |   Posted on Sep 4th, 2008

    @sydbarrett05: Or even “Honkey Cat”, you little toss pot.

  4. Elmo Keep  |   Posted on Sep 4th, 2008

    Or possibly the entire contents of Tumbleweed Connection.

  5. cheesebubble  |   Posted on Sep 5th, 2008

    That was awesome. Elton’s still got bite! And Lily Allen is trying hard to be the Bud Light to Amy Winehouse.

  6. Dirndl  |   Posted on Sep 5th, 2008

    I remember the Milton-Ru one. Amazing thing is, I cared so much about the MTV Awards back then, I actually have that one on video!

  7. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 5th, 2008

    “Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding” is a big bloated bucket of wank like everything else he ever produced in his entire career. There’s a place in hell reserved for Elton and his crimes against music where he’ll be forced to hear “LDN” on repeat for eternity.

    I’d get sauced too if I had to hang out with Elton all night.

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