Jessica Simpson’s apparently doing reasonably well in the field of country music, since she’s scheduled to appear on the Grand Ole Opry this Saturday. Sure, according to one Wisconsin writer, she hasn’t been terribly well-received by the country crowd, but when you’re on a bill with country legend Loretta Lynn, either something’s going right or the staff of the Opry finally tired of avoiding Joe’s phone calls. The show on Saturday is billed as a “Ladies’ Night,” and Patty Loveless and the wonderful Crystal Shawanda are also on the bill. Still, if Patsy Cline rises from her grave in zombie form to attack Simpson on stage, I might not be surprised. [Grand Ole Opry]
And Jessica Simpson Thought Country Fans In Kenosha Were Tough
September 4th, 2008 // 3 Comments
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I was beginning to think Jessica Simpson would never go away, but now you have given me hope!
I will watch on Saturday eager to see Patsy Cline in Zombie form attack Simpson and rid all musical genres of her non-talent forever. Thank you.
Please allow a foreigner to comment that Jessica Simpson’s masquerade of a country singer is yet further degradation of one your nation’s most wonderful cultural gifts to the world – real C & W music. Incapable of sustaining a career as an actress, Ms Simpson waltzes into the temple of hurt and proceeds to vandalize its treasures. Kindly get that half-witted, micro-talented bag of silicone off the stage now.
If Patsy Cline rises from her grave in zombie form to attack Simpson on stage, I might PRAISE JESUS.