Get Excited: It’s The List Of Video Music Awards Winners!

Sure, in the long run, “which artists had to take moonmen home from tonight’s Video Music Awards ceremony” is probably a meaningless statistic on the level of, say, “almost-no-hitters in Mets history,” but admit it, you want to know if Paramore beat out Fall Out Boy or if both of them got robbed by Linkin Park I MEAN COME ON YOU GUYS–uh, I mean, full list of winners after the jump.

VIDEO OF THE YEAR Britney Spears, “Piece of Me”

BEST MALE VIDEO Chris Brown, “With You”

BEST FEMALE VIDEO Britney Spears, “Piece of Me”

BEST NEW ARTIST Tokio Hotel, “Ready, Set, Go!”

BEST POP VIDEO Britney Spears, “Piece of Me”

BEST ROCK VIDEO Linkin Park, “Shadow of the Day”

BEST HIP-HOP VIDEO Lil Wayne (featuring Static Major), “Lollipop”

BEST DANCING IN A VIDEO Pussycat Dolls, “When I Grow Up”

BEST ART DIRECTION Gnarls Barkley, “Run”

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY Gnarls Barkley, “Run”

BEST DIRECTING Erykah Badu, “Honey”

BEST EDITING Death Cab For Cutie, “I Will Possess Your Heart”

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY The White Stripes, “Conquest”

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS Kanye West, “Good Life”