M.I.A. Would Like To Dress You Up (And Take Your Money)

feet.jpgAs promised, M.I.A. has launched her limited-edition clothing line, and the “Okley Run” store is open for business on her Web site. While the prints are pretty much as outlandish as you expect, the prices for each individual piece are a bit insane–and not in the “clashing colors that actually look better and better the more you focus on their dissonance” way, or even the Crazy Eddie way*. A few of the looks, and their attendant price tags, after the jump.

tanktop.jpgThis tank top is the most subdued item in the collection, which is why it’s “only” $65.


howmany.jpgThe answer is “seventy-five.” As in dollars.


mexico.jpgWhen a bodysuit is splashed with a print that makes even a model that doesn’t exist look a little pudgy, you might think that there’s a design issue.


wattamelon.jpg Are you ready for a brave new world where cultures collide in unexpected ways? And where you can pay $180 for the privilege of wearing a fruit-adorned hoodie?


islam.jpgThe only way this hoodie could be worth the $180 asking price? Wearing it to a gathering of Sarah Palin fans and reveling in the looks they give you when you tell them you’re wearing a piece that calls itself “Islamic.”


Okley Run [miauk.com]

* That “beeeeat the heeeat” opening sure sounds ripe for picking by M.I.A.’s sample-happy ways, no?

 
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  1. Nicolars  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    She should subtitle this “The Claudia Kishi collection”.

  2. Thierry  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    What can I get for ten dollars?

  3. dyfl  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    @Thierry Anything you want, as long as it’s a copy of KALA and not a hoodie.

    I admit I would actually buy that HOW MANY HOW MANY shirt if it was not SEVENTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. I mean, twenty dollar don’t mean shit to you, but [eject]

  4. Al Shipley  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Why must every musician who “cares about fashion” dress like a colorblind toddler, and expect people to want to emulate that? Oh right, because it works most of the time.

  5. westartedthis  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    puttin’ people on the map that never seen a Gap.

  6. moomintroll  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Um, I got that MIA t-shirt at her show last year for the price of an AK-47 in Africa. ($20)
    Weird, inflation is really out of control…eh?

  7. rajmahall  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    @Nicolars: *high-fives*

  8. loudersoft  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    I still want to offer my love in exchange for the watermelon hoodie size L. Anyone?

  9. propaganda-artist  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    I have that “How Many How Many” shirt as well. It was a tour shirt. She should go back to music, clearly.

  10. Silverfuture  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    She’s such a size-ist! She didn’t make any XL shirts!

    That Islamic hoodie is deep. It’s like, if you turn the Yo! MTV Raps! logo upside down and remove all the words, you can totally see Muhammad, y’all.

  11. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2008

    Does anyone notice that the How Many shirt is only $30 if you click on “Tour Merch” and $75!!!! if you click on Okley Run. WTF??? They think we stupid??

  12. ruzfuz  |   Posted on Jan 11th, 2010

    anything you want :)

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