Who’s Your Musical Sacred Cow?

sacredcow.jpgOn Tuesday, I upset a few people (well, one in particular) with a somewhat offhand remark about Elbow’s lack of popularity in America, or least my perception thereof.

Similar to another unfortunate escapade this year, I guess I just pushed the wrong button with a group of fans who would be willing to fight for their favorite act to the death (or, at least, over multiple posts in a blog’s comment section). Sure, it’s fun to say mean things about a band and have people react to them, but in the end, we’re talking about something people have an emotional attachment to in some way–a connection beyond a disc and a concert t-shirt.

What musical act would I be willing to go that distance for? I was stumped for a while before it came to me.

New Order.

My love for New Order, despite all the embarrassing sidesteps (and by this I mean, everything released following Technique not produced by the Chemical Brothers) borders on the totally irrational. I spent actual time defending the Retro box set, which I purchased on import a week before receiving a promo copy in the mail. I briefly considered choking a teenager in front of me at the Area:One festival who quipped “Who are these old guys Billy Corgan is playing with?” It’s not healthy, and it defies reason, but I love New Order to that extent.

So, what’s yours?

 
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  1. TimmyGUNZ  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    The Smashing Pumpkins

  2. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    for me, it’s tool.
    they’re one of the few bands that i liked in high school that i still would go the distance for. sure, they’ve only put out one record since i’ve been in high school, but that doesn’t really matter, given how often i’m able to go back and revisit their catalogue and find something new.

    i would say that my level of devotion is similar to moomintroll in that much of my musical tastes have been influenced by tool… although not everything i listen to can tie back as closely as one degree. especially in the past two years or so.

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Love – Arthur Lee may have been a real jerk at times, but there’s no denying “Forever Changes”.

  4. revmatty  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Manic Street Preachers. Smart rock and agitprop.

  5. Clevertrousers  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    For me it’s the Clash. For I, too, am old. Sure they were a bit obvious compared to, say, Wire, and sure they were guilty of being just a little too sincere and politically naive, and sure they made some massive blunders. But god help me, the older I get, the more I keep circling back to them.

  6. Clevertrousers  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Also, I dunno if I would go distance for The Replacements – since they didn’t see fit to go the distance themselves – but I find it really difficult to take anyone’s musical taste very seriously if they don’t bow dow before their greatness.

  7. The Illiterate  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Ditto on the Clash, and also the Beatles, for I am (probably) older. Also, the Pet Shop Boys and, as anyone who reads my comments hear knows, Liz Phair. I keep waiting for Somebody’s Miracle to turn into a good album, even though I know it’s never going to happen.

  8. pchcowboy  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Bill Fay
    The Wildhearts
    Merle Haggard

  9. sicksteanein  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Belle and Sebastian.

  10. octobersky is electric barbarella  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    David Bowie – my first 45 was “Fame” I was four years old.

    Duran Duran – still an 11 year old fangirl at heart.

    REM – totally lost me after “Automatic” but everything pre “Green” – love. “Accelerate” is the best thing they have put out in years.

    NIN – fangirl since I was seventeen – I’m 36 now. The current tour is amazing, seriously.

  11. Reidicus  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    XTC. Better pop-hook writers and wordsmiths you will not find.

  12. Richaod  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @TheRunningboard7: anything progressive leads itself perfectly towards fanboyism.

    So it has to be Dream Theater and Tori Amos. I even like The Beekeeper (though not THAT much).

  13. natepatrin  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    I don’t have too many, though I have my share of relatively new bands and artists that I’m tired of hearing people go after — M.I.A., the Hold Steady, Justice — mostly because the backlash I’ve seen seems disproportionate to anything they’ve actually done. I’m more likely to be like this with genres and styles than individual bands (”disco sucks” and “more like (c)rap music” = man, fuck you).

    Still, the closest I’ll ever get to feeling completely dumbstruck at someone not liking an artist without being able to write it off as an agree-to-disagree deal or “just, like, your opinion, man”? The first time I run across someone who really, legitimately dislikes P-Funk.

  14. natepatrin  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    (I also kinda carry a torch for post-Syd, pre-Wall Pink Floyd, though if I got fight-to-the-death-angry at everyone who dismissed them on the internet I’d have to be strapped to a gurney. So I largely gave up on defending them.)

  15. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Frank Zappa, Todd Rundgren, Mike Keneally.

  16. Chris N.  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Pearl Jam.

  17. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Ladies and gentlemen………Miss Grace Jones

  18. DocStrange  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Pink Floyd. I’ve mentioned this before that they are my all time favorite band, and I have had to defend them to my fellow indie hipsters

    @natepatrin: Don’t give up! they made some fantastic material! have these idiots heard “The Nile Song”? or “Free Four”? or “Pigs”? or “Set the Controls”? and how could an intelligent human hate “Dark Side” or “Wish You Were Here”?

  19. Ted Striker  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Lyle Lovett. Especially because most people just know him as “that ugly dude who used to be married to Julia Roberts”.

  20. Nunya B  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @The Illiterate: I will go to my death trying to convince people that Somebody’s Miracle is redeemable (it is! “Wind & the Mountain” is great!)

    …so yeah, Liz Phair.

  21. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Like a lot of folks, I was a diehard Prince fan. And then I died.

    If you want obscure, though, I will defend Scot group Danny Wilson’s 1987 debut, Meet Danny Wilson, to anyone who’ll listen. This record will never get the acclaim it so richly deserves.

  22. GBirdii  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Elliott Smith.

  23. chaircrusher  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    This is so tough. I can’t think of a Sacred Cow that I have continued to carry the torch for. Of course I’m 51, so I’ve outlived several:

    1. The Beatles, starting with watching them on Ed Sullivan at my parents house. But they broke up. At least they went out without ever really jumping the shark.

    2. The Dead (I know, right?) but once Pigpen died, the magic was gone. But we’ll always have “American Beauty” and “Workingman’s Dead.” Laugh if you must but if they never happened, and someone brought out those 2 records, people would be losing it.

    3. The Rolling Stones, but they lost me after “Exile On Main Street”

    4. The Band, but they were pretty much done after “Moondog Matinee.

    5. Talking Heads, but after “Remain In Light” not so much.

    6. Elvis Costello but after “Get Happy,” meh.

    7. XTC, but they lost me with “Nonesuch”

    8. Jesus & Mary Chain but besides Psychocandy, they’re just the Beach Boys with a really bad temper.

    9. Velvet Underground, but only the original lineup. As Andy Warhol said when Lou Reed broke up the original band, Lou is “a real fink.”

    The bands that I feel enduring adoration for usually quit while they were ahead, voluntarily or involuntarily. My Bloody Valentine, Swervedriver, The Germs, fill in blank.
    It’s really difficult for an artist to sustain creatively at the highest level over more than a few years. Either they flame out, or they get careerist, or they end up working at Walmart like Mo Tucker.

  24. Camp Tiger Claw  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @Aaron Poehler: @Ted Striker: /points at heart, points at you guys like Sammy Sosa

    I’m the guy that coined “Wilco wuz robbed.” That’s my final answer.

  25. Hyman Decent  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Sure, it’s fun to say mean things about a band and have people react to them…

    How old are you?!

    @soundbitesnyc: This post was written by Dan, not Maura.

    My answer: The Beatles. I’m too lazy to think of any other artists. For that matter, nowadays I don’t have the energy to get into arguments over music.

  26. D.R. Mosby  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Electric Six. I know that there are a lot of people who write them off as a joke band, but I think they’re brilliant.

  27. D.R. Mosby  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @chaircrusher:

    XTC, but they lost me with “Nonesuch”

    I agree, that’s really a low point for them. I thought they redeemed themselves to a degree with Apple Venus and Wasp Star, though – if you cherry-pick the best tracks off those two, it makes for one solid XTC album.

    To your larger point, though:

    It’s really difficult for an artist to sustain creatively at the highest level over more than a few years. Either they flame out, or they get careerist, or they end up working at Walmart like Mo Tucker.

    I feel the same way – I find it hard to unequivocally defend any band that has lasted for a significant amount of time (i.e. a decade or more), because it’s inevitable that they will gone down some artistic dead-ends during their lifetime. (I dig The Fall, but you couldn’t pay me to listen to Levitate all the way through.)

  28. Dick Laurent is dead.  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @D.R. Mosby: Blasphemy! Levitate is fucking brilliant.

  29. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Trying to think if I have one now and I don’t, not even MBV.

  30. RaptorAvatar  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Either Craig Finn or Girl Talk.

  31. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    If you make fun of the Foo Fighters in my presence, I will claim temporary insanity when I’m put on trial for your brutal, seemingly senseless murder.

    ==TJ==

  32. NeverEnough  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @revmatty: “The Holy Bible” is flawless.

  33. saltwater  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Devo and The Clash.

  34. TheHeartless  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    HIM. I know a lot of people think they are melodramatic and overrated, but hearing one lame song on the radio does not negate over 10 years of amazing music.

  35. Tauwan  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Janet Jackson.
    Jay-Z.
    The White Stripes.

  36. NoNewYork  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @moomintroll:

    i am so right there with you. my friends love it, because they know they can rile me up so ridiculously easily just by saying something about how weak the great escape is or something like that.

    actually, theres part of me that thinks, nay, knows, that damon albarn is kinda a prick, but the rest of me doesnt give two shits.

    also, there are many bands i love more than them, but for some reason i really dont like people talking shit about the auteurs.

  37. NoNewYork  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    ooh, and xtc as well.

  38. Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Faces.

    I run into so many people who have no idea that Rod Stewart was at one time totally incredible.

  39. cheesebubble  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    For me, it’s absolutely Blue Rodeo. There are some other groups lingering in the background, too. I’ve got jetsetjunta’s back with Wings and the Eagles and I’ll go to bat with drjimmy11 for Billy Joel.

  40. moomintroll  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: I agree, I stand up for Rod and everyone thinks I mean “Do You Think I’m Sexy” era. Rod the Mod is not well known.

  41. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    This Heat, The Ramones, Jandek, Iron Maiden… so many sacred cows really

  42. cookiedough  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    LCD Soundsystem. James Murphy hasn’t done anything critically panned yet, but when it happens, I will probably be on the front lines defending it.

  43. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Even though they’ve sucked for close to two decades now, I get agitated and close to violence when other people criticize the Pretenders. I won’t even learn their songs or sing them at karaoke, because the first two Pretenders albums are sacred and I refuse to debase the songs with my bad singing.

  44. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Basement Jaxx probably, The Roots maybe (not too keen on the last album, this might be a loyalty test).

  45. grainy16mm  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    Information Society.

    and also MBV, Camera Obscura, B&S, Talulah Gosh, Anything Box.

  46. moomintroll  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2008

    @NoNewYork: If someone goes after The Great Escape you can always shut them up with The Universal. Thank God that’s on the album otherwise it would be difficult to stand up for.

  47. TheRunningboard7  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    EDGAR WINTER BAND!! just kidding.

    My wife’s father would say the band Yes. I don’t get that entirely. I had to think about this quite hard, and I think my answer is Dream Theater. And yes, I just imagined the person who typed that as having his hair teased high, an Ibanez in a glass case, and another guitar he doesn’t play anymore because he tried to scoop out the frets himself in 88… I swear to you, this is not the case (but I completely understand why you would think that.)

  48. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    That’s easy … The Church and Squeeze. Different bands from different ends of the spectrum. but each have fanatically devoted fans.

  49. Dick Laurent is dead.  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    The Smashing Pumpkins (original line-up)…

  50. ITMS  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2008

    Khia. No, for real.

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