50 Cent Continues Spiral Into Worthlessness

Not content to cede the battle that he lost a year ago, 50 Cent took time out of an appearance in Albany over the weekend to make fun of Kanye West’s (admittedly flawed) “Love Lockdown,” and not even in a remotely witty way. If Curtis was maybe a more interesting person, I’d feel kind of bad for him, because apparently all he can do these days is shill Vitamin Water and talk about his wealth and continue riding off music-related glories that are receding further and further into the past. Will he ever be relevant for his recorded output again? Judging by the lackluster crowd reaction to the announcement that he’d have a new album, Before I Self-Destruct, dropping this December, I’d say that maybe dude should look into developing a new flavor or two in his beverage line before anything else. [YouTube]