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“TMZ has learned that porntrepreneur Jax, Owner of SugarDVD.com, has vowed to purchase 250,000 of Fitty’s discs to boost his sales and put him in the lead. 50 had vowed to leave the rap game if Kanye’s sales were higher than his. Jax is asking a small favor in return for his prodigious purchase: that 50 wear a SugarDVD t-shirt for one year.” [TMZ]
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50 should hold out for a more upmarket offer, like a GoldenPalace.Com forehead tattoo.
Also, this is the greatest, schaudenfreudiest moment of this saga so
far, definitely nothing to be depressed about. It’s like getting
smacked by Chris Tucker after Ice Cube just knocked you out.
Uhhh…has anybody explained to this guy how the charts, y’know, work?! Day late and a dollar short, dude.
Next thing we’ll find out is that 50 and that porn guy paid the owner of TMZ to release that story. And THAT is what’s SAD. It’s a neverending cycle of fake news.
And now that Britney Spears fan Chris Croaker is getting his own reality show. My sentiments exactly.
Let that porn guy buy those CD’s. It’ll be 250,000 less in the cut-out bins.