Guns N’ Roses keyboardist Dizzy Reed–who, on MySpace, plays a 24-year-old lesbian–is looking for a roommate: “That’s right, I am stil looking for a place to lay my head when I am in L.A. And let me narrow it down so I don’t get the multitude of useless responses I got last time: I want to rent a room From someone not TO someone. It must be in L.A. (so don’t bother resondoing from anywhere else saying you wish or whatever) preferably the Ho, WeHo, NoHo area. And I prefer a female roomate who doesn’t have any crazy ass drug habits (esp. weed, speed) but drinkin jager and watchin sports is way coolio. No weird ENERGY man!! Contact me if u r for real…..Diz.” Ladies? [Dizzy Reed's MySpace via Blabbermouth]
September 28th, 2007 // 7 Comments
idolator
But if he’s looking for a place and he doesnt’ have a space to rent, how is he going to pull that “reduced rent for daily massages” thing?
Is he offering to sleep with whomever rents to him? If so, does he realize that, as the Idolators have noted above, he looks like a youngish, prison-workout Linda Perry?
referably the Ho, WeHo, NoHo area
A career arc described.
Ho, WeHo, NoHo, Canoga Park
@Ned Raggett: Awesome.
since when are weed and speed on the same level??
I live in Hollywood and never even thought about calling it “The Ho.” I will definitely now rock that abbreviation for about the next five minutes, after which it will surely become horribly annoying.
Ditto, Weezy. Dude must not be to badass if he thinks weed is “crazy.”
“…coolio”? Seriously?