A quick spin through the TiVo listings for the next two episodes of the Fox talent show The Next Great American Band reveals that the first two episodes will force the remaining bands to apply their chops to the catalogs of–oh boy–Bob Dylan and David Bowie. That is, if it doesn’t get canceled before then, although the prospect of Michael Keaton’s kid covering “Blue Jean” is making me wonder if a mercy killing might be necessary for all our sakes. [Official MySpace]