From the list of things San Francisco Chronicle writer Aidin Vaziri would rather do than subject himself to Britney’s Blackout: “(3) Eat the Malibu chicken platter at Sizzler…(6) Shove a dozen Twinkies down the back of my pants and sit on a beanbag, (7) Go trick-or-treating dressed as a smoking squirrel…(9) Exercise, (10) Karate-chop the Eiffel Tower in half.” [San Francisco Chronicle]