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Why does this bum me out? I feel like a Liverpool girl upon discovering that John Lennon was married. I DO need help....bye!

@Audif Jackson Winters III: The ugly one.

This is freaking me out, I named my fish Tom and Ed when I was 11. Jesus Christ, Lily.

Man, you people are harsh. I really doubt that Lily got pregnant because it's the cool thing to do. Maybe they wanted a baby, maybe it was an accident, but who are we to judge? If she's happy, good for her. People get knocked up every day, even celebrities!

Ah yes, pregnancy as a means to keep yourself in the news when you're no longer the internet sensation of the moment. Just as God intended!

Is that the nerdy Chemical Brother, or the ugly one?

I wonder how old Lily was when "Loops of Fury" was released.

dangit, i wanted first dibs on knocking her up :(

If Dakota Fanning gets pregnant due to this trend, I'm quitting real life forever. Too depressing.

@GovernmentNames: Thank you. That was brilliant.

Although, I essentially put them on the same level of shittiness.

God damn. I thought I had a chance. Better scale back. Anyone know if Victoria Legrand is single?

Ed Simons is a dirty old man.

@maura: did you reply to yourself? That's fantastic. Almost as good as your mommyblogging comment.

I mean, seriously, the Spears are going to turn me into a social conservative.

Please STOP GETTING PREGNANT, CELEBRITIES. Or at least stop acting like it's a blessed event that you're knocked up a) at 16 or b) by your boyfriend of three months.

@maura: @maura: Your cohorts over at Jezebel are linking to rumors that Fantasia Barrino may also be pregnant.

And I'm with you on all points, it sounds like...

Well, I guess you won't be complaining about her losing too much weight anymore.

@maura: I mean, I could go off on this, but really the idea of pregnancy as a "trend" is just something that completely grosses me out, especially given my current feelings toward the world (thumbnail sketch: it's a ship that's going down fast). And the obsessive coverage of baby bumps et al just makes me anxiously anticipate the eyebrows-of-Lourdes coverage that awaits the kids of these celebrities.

@DHMBIB: WORST ACCESSORY OF '07: The baby bump.

First Jamie Lynn Spears and now Lily Allen? What is the world coming to???

so now she'll just be pregnant, ugly, and shitter than Winehouse.