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By: Oldboy

Oldboy — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:57:25 +0000

Why does this bum me out? I feel like a Liverpool girl upon discovering that John Lennon was married. I DO need help….bye!

By: G3K

G3K — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:58:18 +0000

@Audif Jackson Winters III: The ugly one.

This is freaking me out, I named my fish Tom and Ed when I was 11. Jesus Christ, Lily.

By: Silverfuture

Silverfuture — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:24:19 +0000

Man, you people are harsh. I really doubt that Lily got pregnant because it’s the cool thing to do. Maybe they wanted a baby, maybe it was an accident, but who are we to judge? If she’s happy, good for her. People get knocked up every day, even celebrities!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:24:43 +0000

Ah yes, pregnancy as a means to keep yourself in the news when you’re no longer the internet sensation of the moment. Just as God intended!

By: Audif Jackson Winters III

Audif Jackson Winters III — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:59:17 +0000

Is that the nerdy Chemical Brother, or the ugly one?

I wonder how old Lily was when "Loops of Fury" was released.

By: dreamsneverend

dreamsneverend — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:03:36 +0000

dangit, i wanted first dibs on knocking her up :(

By: Tenno

Tenno — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:26:28 +0000

If Dakota Fanning gets pregnant due to this trend, I’m quitting real life forever. Too depressing.

By: Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:28:57 +0000

@GovernmentNames: Thank you. That was brilliant.

Although, I essentially put them on the same level of shittiness.

By: gregcoff

gregcoff — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:46:50 +0000

God damn. I thought I had a chance. Better scale back. Anyone know if Victoria Legrand is single?

By: Nicolars

Nicolars — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:44:27 +0000

Ed Simons is a dirty old man.