A sign that the “celebrity” DJ trend is not only scraping the bottom of the barrel, it’s oozing through the barrel’s slats and onto the gum-studded pavement surrounding it reached my inbox this morning: “Amy Fisher is back and will be hitting the turntables as a guest DJ, Friday January 4, 2008 at 10pm at 513 W28th Street in Manhattan. Ms Fisher will be joined by NYC Club Guru ‘JE’ Englebert. The controversial sex video which Amy Fisher is featured will be displayed their [SIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD].” As I said to the tipster who passed along this news: I wonder if any of the actresses who portrayed the former newspaper columist in those TV movies will show up? Surely Noelle Parker isn’t up to much these days.
January 3rd, 2008 // 5 Comments
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how would anything in that description convince someone to attend this abortion of an event
@walkmasterflex: have you ever been to long island?
Oh. My God. THE FLYER.
@How do I say this … THROWDINI!: Well, there was that girl who was sleeping with Christie Brinkley’s husband. (Was that already two summers ago? I guess it was since the Law & Order: CI that ripped its headlines aired last season. Time, it flies.)
@maura: In the flyer (awesomeness, by the way), she is billed “The Former Long Island Lolita.” Why former? Is there another, current Long Island Lolita, crowned after some sort of depraved “beauty” contest?