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As a sort of follow-up to yesterday’s item on big-ticket producers and their fleeting fame, we’d like you to know that Scott Storch–remember him? produced songs for Christina Aguilera and Chris Brown for about $80k a pop? got dissed by Timbaland?–owes $435,602 in back taxes to the state of Florida. Presumably all that bragging that he’s done about his stable of luxury cars isn’t exactly going to help him plead his “but I’m broke!” case. [Page Six / Photo: Getty]
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Where’s your Bugatti at?
Finally we’ll get to see his eyes when they reclaim them to, and what we will see will be soulless and evil, like a snake in the Garden of Eden, only with Pro-Tools.
In reality, Scott Storch was never a big-time producer, but rather a
nerdy 14 year-old DanceDanceRevolution enthusiast in the midst of an
insanely elaborate daydream. We are all just characters in said
daydream, and right now his Home Ec teacher is tapping his shoulder and
clearing her throat.
THERE IS NO SPOON, SCOTT STORCH! PLEASE DON’T OPEN YOUR EYES!
@Bob Loblaw: that was great
Storch really needs to see if he can re-join The Roots. They have the one thing he lacks: consistency.
Maybe Storch can get back the $1 million in jewelry he bought LiLo last year and use that to pay off his debts.
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P.S. I lurvs me that Mario song, “Let Me Love You”.
I guess those “Hogan Knows Best” residuals don’t pay as well you’d think.