The R. Kelly trial has officially gone from “life imitates videos” (Chuck and Rufus vs. Chuck and Keith) to “videos imitating life imitating videos” or something even more convoluted. Lisa Van Allen, the witness who claims to have had three-ways with R. Kelly and his alleged victim, can be seen braiding R. Kelly’s hair in the video for “I Wish.” The chorus of R. Kelly’s current single? “Hairbraider, huh, I’m doin’ my hairbraider! And she do my hair so good that I’m gonna tip her!” Guess you didn’t tip her enough, Kells. [ONTD]