Hey, when you get oddly worded e-mails from someone going by the name “Mark Smith,” it’s hard to tell, but at the very least, imagining the Fall mastermind’s voice reading out this bulk order for dustbins has given me no small bit of pleasure on this sorta-dreary afternoon.
Is It Junk Mail… Or Is It The Unfinished Lyrics To A New Song By The Fall?
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About the only things missing are some ‘-uh’s and something random like “Hanseatic drug press collapse”
I actually keep some of the better ones- my Yahoo e-mail in particular seems to excessively attract garbled misanthropy and paranoid proclamations.
How He Wrote “Dustbin Man”
The Spam Whose Header Expanded