Two rules I like to follow while blogging: Don’t talk with your mouth full (admittedly, being in the text-only world makes following that one a bit easier), and try to refrain from discussing any digestive-system woes you might be experiencing. Lily Allen, however, has no such ideals holding her back–so unfettered is she that she actually does both at the same time in the first installment of her video blog, which is made with a camera so new, the calendar is stuck on Jan. 1, 2007. Yes, in this installment, she lets us know that she’s both getting a colonic and going to the dentist tomorrow, which is why I guess she chose to show off her mastication technique for the masses. God, what did we do before technology made celebrities’ every waking moments able to be completely open? We had lives and stuff, right? [YouTube]