Brad Paisley Visits The Saddest Playground Ever



I know that Brad Paisley’s forthcoming album Play is supposed to be mostly instrumental, but jeez, man, how is that guitar supposed to swing if there’s nobody to give it that first push? Or is it just going to move through the power of those awful Technicolor outlines surrounding the type on the cover?

[HT brasstax]

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11 Responses to “Brad Paisley Visits The Saddest Playground Ever”

  1. by Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee at 1:14 am

    @unperson: I’m gonna go on and add Aaron Horkey to your list. I hope that’s acceptable.

  2. by TheRunningboard7 at 1:29 am

    Brad Paisley: Never have I respected a musician for being a musician so much, yet be completely unable to like his music.

  3. by Ned Raggett at 2:08 am

    Maybe it’s just the aftermath of the first Korn album cover. Edward Scissorhands took the girl, left a guitar.

  4. by Camp Tiger Claw at 12:12 pm

    Needs a mustachioed roadie peering around the corner.

  5. by Al Shipley at 12:14 pm

    They said it couldn’t be done, but Brad Paisley was determined to make an album with an even worse cover than 5th Gear.

  6. by Michaelangelo Matos at 12:19 pm

    Back in the ’90s, country covers were usually bad because Garth Brooks had awful taste in shirts. Now they’re ugly because of Photoshop. Sad.

  7. by brasstax at 12:24 pm

    Arista’s letting him design these atrocities himself. This could be the one instance in which I’d support the label not turning over complete creative control.

  8. by unperson at 12:31 pm

    All country albums should have covers by Aaron Turner or John Baizley. Or maybe Seldon Hunt.

  9. by at 12:48 pm

    The concept is OK, I guess. Execution, not so much.

  10. by cheesebubble at 2:41 am

    That doesn’t even look like they bothered with something like Photoshop. More like Microsoft Paint. And a blind man at the helm.

  11. by Skwerl at 1:32 am

    that cover is a fucking abominable sin against art.

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