Hey Asshole: The Injury Report

oasis_Main_shot.jpgOasis’ Noel Gallagher was still feeling lousy after being bum-rushed onstage by some idiot earlier this month, so he (finally) visited the doctor: “A CT scan has now revealed that Noel suffered three broken and dislodged ribs in the attack and he has been advised by his doctor that he will not be able to perform for at least another week.” Which means that three of the band’s shows later this month–all in the UK Europe–have been postponed until sometime after Gallagher heals. [oasisinet.com]

 
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  1. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    Pussy. Nothing a little pre-wrap, athletic tape and Vicodin can’t fix! Oy!

  2. Thierry  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    For future reference, Cologne is in Germany, and Paris is – I think, but I can check on Wikipedia – in France.

  3. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    @Thierry: UGH, I knew that, I swear! The Chris Cornell song fried my brain.

  4. Thierry  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    @Maura Johnston: Trust me, I understand – when I saw the title, the first thought I had was that it would be another Michael Jackson cover (perhaps with the PCDs as Janet?).

  5. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    @owenmeany:

    yeah, walk it off punk.

  6. NeverEnough  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2008

    Poor Noel. :(

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