Lil Kim will not be chasing waterfalls and taking over the “L” slot in TLC anytime soon, according to the group’s surviving members T-Boz and Chilli. “We want our fans to know that replacing our sister Lisa is not, nor has it ever been an option. TLC will always consist of Chilli and T-Boz. Lisa’s spirit lives on through us. She cannot be replaced. We may collaborate with other artists, just like many other groups have done, but we will never add anyone to TLC,” the two said in a statement. Ah, it would have been so much more satisfying if the statement had just consisted of the two-word denial “No Scrubs.” [SOHH]