Hands up if, like me, you tried to suffer through The Hills last night in order to see the video for Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” video… and were treated to nothing more than a bunch of moony-eyed twigs passive-aggressively arguing about nothing. I reread the e-mail I got about the clip, and it just read “BRITNEY SPEARS “WOMANIZER” WILL MAKE ITS TV DEBUT TONIGHT ON MTV’s ‘THE HILLS’ @ 10 PM EST!”–so maybe the fine people at Jive were just saying that the song would be used on the show? This is going to be one of those “LOL words” incidents, isn’t it. [Earlier]
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This could be the new rickroll.
Me at the top of the show: “Ugh, I can’t believe I have to actually watch this just to see Britney’s video. Ugh.”
Me as soon as the show started and the boxer/trainer chimes in with his two cents that just sounded so well read: “Nope. Can’t do it. Putting it on mute.”
Me following the theme song: “Okay, Heidi and Spencer are on television, this could be entertaining in a “accident on the side of the road kind of way.”
Me as soon as they start talking: “Nope. Can’t do it. Putting it on mute.”
Me, shortly following Lauren’s and the sister of Spencer’s reconnection on the “quad” of FIDM(?) in which the conversation ends in them just staring blankly at nothing in particular into space. [Yeah, this is a common occurrence and nothing new, but it still gets me every. time. I see it. Like, really? Who does that IN EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN CONVERSATION THEY HOLD WITH PEOPLE? It's like, talk, talk, talk, contemplate, contemplate, contemplate stare!]: “Nope. Can’t do it. Not only am I leaving this on mute, but I’m not gonna even look at the screen. Purely background material. Tap me on the shoulder when Britney’s video premieres.”
Me during the credits: “Okay, here it comes, here it comes!”
Me following the credits: “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Who is that in the tiara? What is this? Exiled? Is this the Divo episode? Cause that shit was jokes. Nope? Fuck this shit, I’m out!”
So in conclusion, you messed with my emotions MTV. Not a good look. Not a good look at all.
I managed to not do this, but if I had I’d be pretty pissed at someone. Watching The Hills makes fingernails down a blackboard sound like a trip to Disneyworld.
Heh…The Hills. You watched it.
You guys really suffer for your art. What ever they are paying you, it isn’t enough!
I watched the last fifteen minutes of The Hills and I managed to hate every single character. But it was at least funny to make other guys squirm through it.