The parallels between the subprime mortgage crisis and the ever-depreciating value of “blog bands” revealed! [Blue Lines]
October 2nd, 2008 // 3 Comments
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So who will step in and buy all the “toxic albums” off their hands? Surely, “Some Loud Thunder” can be worth something, someday, if we can just wait it out.
Because I am a lazy shit who doesn’t work at work, I expanded on Tom’s earlier joke, drawing obnoxious paralells between Mortgage Backed Securities and how Black Kids only had 2/3 of a good song in the first place. Since only a sadist would dump the whole thing into the comment box, here’s the link: [raptoravatar.tumblr.com]
@RaptorAvatar:
Hysterical, nice work.
[Also curious what happened to Stylus. I've saved a few pieces, but those archives NEED to stay up.]