According to the guy currently running the United States, things really started to turn around for Good Old America in Iraq “when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson” for a show. No word on whether or not Iraqi-Simpsonian relations are going to be a hot topic at tonight’s Presidential debate as a result of this particular revelation, but at the very least, Jess can take comfort in having a career in international diplomacy once this whole country-album boondoggle finally flames out. [NYP]
October 7th, 2008 // 1 Comment
 |
You Won't Believe Who Katy Perry Is Partying With Now – Huffington Post |
 Singer Saves Her Famous Boyfriend From Sinking Into a Deep Depression – Fox News | |
| The Real Reason Ray J Was Hospitalized – Global Grind | |
| Control Of Whitney Houston's Estate Could Raise Conflict Inside Family – Huffington Post | |
| Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Fox News | |
| Did Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Really Break Up? – Global Grind |
According to the guy currently running the United States, things really started to turn around for Good Old America in Iraq “when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson” for a show.
So is Jessica Simpson David Petraeus in a dress? That would explain McCain mentioning him every chance he got in the most recent debate.