According to the guy currently running the United States, things really started to turn around for Good Old America in Iraq “when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson” for a show. No word on whether or not Iraqi-Simpsonian relations are going to be a hot topic at tonight’s Presidential debate as a result of this particular revelation, but at the very least, Jess can take comfort in having a career in international diplomacy once this whole country-album boondoggle finally flames out. [NYP]