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According to the guy currently running the United States, things really started to turn around for Good Old America in Iraq "when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson" for a show. No word on whether or not Iraqi-Simpsonian relations are going to be a hot topic at tonight's Presidential debate as a result of this particular revelation, but at the very least, Jess can take comfort in having a career in international diplomacy once this whole country-album boondoggle finally flames out. [NYP]
4:45 PM on Tue Oct 7 2008
By Maura Johnston
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According to the guy currently running the United States, things really started to turn around for Good Old America in Iraq "when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson" for a show.
So is Jessica Simpson David Petraeus in a dress? That would explain McCain mentioning him every chance he got in the most recent debate.
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