Comments on: Millions Of American Families To Experience Significantly Shriekier Thanksgivings This Year

By: NeverEnough

NeverEnough — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:19:42 +0000

Why, exactly, is Joe Jonas not in my pants?

By: MrStarhead

MrStarhead — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:34:02 +0000

I don’t think this album is doing as well as Disney hoped. Why aren’t they doing a triumphant Miley Cyrus-style tour of the US?

By: ObtuseIntolerant

ObtuseIntolerant — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:21:37 +0000

And also, Maura, their vocals are not really half as shrieky as a typical male football fan. I have recently learned this, thanks to my new neighbor man. OY!!

By: ObtuseIntolerant

ObtuseIntolerant — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:19:04 +0000

@Tauwan: Was it? As for them, they just spent the week in Europe, as the album is getting dropped at the end of the month there and everywhere else.

The next single starts getting pushed harder next week here, I believe.

I think the sales are not too shabby...it went platinum faster than the last...but what do I know?

@Nunya B: Nick does. Meh. Competitive sporty men are obnoxious.

I don't care for the football, myself. I am more excited for their two back to back sold out shows in Vegas that weekend. But this is cool, whatever! Go JB! Woo!

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:43:20 +0000

Where did their album go? Wasn’t it supposed to top the charts for like 10,000 weeks, and save the industry?

By: Nunya B

Nunya B — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:29:51 +0000

Like any of those three give a shit about football.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:21:13 +0000

@lastclearchance: Or maybe just Deon Anderson.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:20:24 +0000

I think the players’ association lobbied for this. “FBs for the JBs!!”