Attention Beatles fans: Ringo Starr does not want your mail anymore, at least if it’s postmarked anytime after next Monday (Oct. 20). In a video message that he posted to his Web site–which was strangely hostile, yet festooned with “peace and love, peace and love”s–he stated that he would not be opening any fan letters received at any of his addresses if it was sent after that date, and definitely not signing any objects that were presented to him for autographing after that time. Hey, we all have to draw a line eventually, I guess. But what happens if, let’s say four months from now, he gets a package that was postmarked Oct. 18, but lost in the Royal Mail for weeks and weeks? And for an added boost let’s say it was from someone who had only six months to live? Ooh, do I love mysteries, especially if they involve math. Ringo’s video missive after the jump.