“Marmite Artists” Make Everyone Pucker Their Lips And Get In The Mood For A Row

Supermarket shelves in other parts of the world (and at certain specialty shops in the US) contain a food product called Marmite, which is basically a bread spread made out of yeast extract. I personally tried it when I was 16, after an Australian pen pal sent me a few packets, and my Cool Ranch and Domino’s-trained palate found it absolutely repellent; I haven’t tried it since, because the thought of doing so makes me shiver. But apparently it’s pretty divisive in the UK, to the point that the product name is actually being used by some music-biz insiders to describe certain artists who have a love-’em-or-hate-’em appeal. The musical omnivores at Popjustice explain: “the phrase describes the sort of band or artist which divides opinion as strongly as the disgusting/delicious yeasty food product Marmite. It is not a phrase used to describe how good or bad something is–there’s no value judgment involved.” Popjustice says that Alphabeat, the Scissor Sisters, and Bob Dylan are all “Marmite artists”–although a shitty band being pushed by a publicist to no avail is not, so don’t try it next time, publicists. Confused yet? Well, in keeping with our English-class form, the term is used in context after the jump!

Radio Person 1: “Right then, shall we playlist this new Alphabeat single?”
Radio Person 2: “I fucking hate Alphabeat.”
Radio Person 1: “I fucking love Alphabeat.”
Radio Person 2: “Yeah they’re a classic Marmite band. I suppose a lot of people do fucking love them so even though I do not like them myself I fully understand why they deserve a place on our radio station.”
Radio Person 1: “Oh hang on, the new Snow Patrol single’s arrived.”
Radio Person 2: “Let’s just play that then.”

So, after describing the whole “marmite” ideal to Dan, we got down to business. What other artists are officially yeasty to a point of being utterly unpalatable to some, yet beloved by others?

danielgibson77: wait, there are people who don’t like alphabeat?
mauraatidolator: i KNOW!
mauraatidolator: but who else could qualify for this distinction? who is so divisive that they rend internet message boards in two?
danielgibson77: my morning jacket?
mauraatidolator: hmmm.
mauraatidolator: no, they’re just shitty.
danielgibson77: people like them, maura
mauraatidolator: well they’re wrong.
mauraatidolator: vampire weekend!
danielgibson77: i think the same shitty argument could be made

See, the Popjustice folks say that “there’s no value judgment involved,” but I dunno, it feels like that could never, ever be the case, if only because the people on the “nay” side may never be convinced that the bands are not just 100% intractably awful. However, after doing some research–which mainly involves looking at the comment threads on past Idolator posts–I think I’ve come up with a handful of Officially Marmite Artists:

Pink Floyd.
Fall Out Boy. (Whose new Elvis Costello-aided single is quite good, btw. Oh noes, here come even more fights!)
Oasis. (Paging Jay-Z!)

And maybe The Doors? Those posts a few months back sure got a lot of attention. Anyway, add your own!

Marmite Music: A study [Popjustice]

 
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  1. Poubelle  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Blur, probably. Also, Green Day?

    Also, I have no opinion on Alphabeat. I heard them once (I think during the Summer Jam Tournament) thought they were alright but didn’t see a need to listen to them again. Not that they’re bad, they just didn’t hold my attention. Sorry!)

    Also, Marmite is delicious, though I think I prefer Veggiemite.

  2. Poubelle  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Also, Junior Senior. Apparently my friend hates them because her ears don’t work

  3. MayhemintheHood  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Bjork

  4. Morrissey instantly jumps to mind

  5. dippinkind  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    let’s see… how about the Smiths, Nico, and DJ Otzi

  6. Rob Murphy  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Amy Winehouse?

  7. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    This is a dumb thread.

  8. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    A ‘Marmite thread’, as it were.

  9. Nunya B  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Hole.

    (Also, isn’t it just the ONE musical omnivore over at Popjustice?)

  10. jopari actually likes the G1, thank you very much.  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    I think Radiohead is a marmite band. Some people really do hate them, believe it or not.

  11. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    @owenmeany: I’ve got a piece of bread with your name on it.

  12. Marth  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    As I’ve learned in a recent Idolator thread, Mr. Sufjan Stevens probably fits the bill. Also coming to mind is Xiu Xiu, Bright Eyes, and Marmite Album Of 2007: Sky Blue Sky.

    Or to go back in time a bit… The Doors. Maybe the Beach Boys?

    I don’t know.

  13. grainy16mm  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    bis.

  14. natepatrin  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    1) M.I.A.
    2) The Hold Steady

  15. natepatrin  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    I also don’t think I’ve run across a single person on the internet whose opinion is an antipathetic “Soulja Boy? Enh, I could take or leave him.” I think the moderate opinion on him is not wanting him dead.

  16. revmatty  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @D.R. Mosby: I think you’re dead on with this. There are extreme fans/haters of almost any fairly successful artist but the majority of listeners don’t register such outlier emotions about said artist.

  17. sicksteanein  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    belle and sebastian.

    i don’t even try to turn anyone on to those guys anymore.

  18. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @sicksteanein: That’s understandable, because I sure don’t think the band tries anymore either.

  19. holy fuck…. Dave Matthews Band

    the end.

  20. D.R. Mosby  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    I think that there are very few bands that would actually qualify as Marmite bands. If the basic idea is that a Marmite band is one that people either love or hate, then the lack of a middle ground implies that the band doesn’t have any casual fans. And really, how many bands are like that? I think you would have to look at the extremes of music (industrial music, noise rock) to find bands that clearly polarize the audience into love/hate camps, but a band that has any degree of chart success is one where a great number of their fans are casual listeners.

  21. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    Foo Fighters

  22. moomintroll  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    can we start a whole condiment classification of bands?

    Ketchup bands= Bands that everyone likes, but that have very few die hard fans.

    Ranch Dressing bands= Guilty pleasures. Bands that you secretly enjoy listening to one some level, but would never admit to it.

    Fat free balsamic vinaigrette (that you squirt on a salad) bands= Music that you know you should like, but you just can’t be bothered to get into.

    Pesto bands= Bands that are loved by the critics and bloggers, but that have little mass appeal.

    Newmans Own bands= Music loved by the critics AND the masses. Bands that have die hard fans.

  23. Homage  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    I get very Marmite responses whenever I mention to people that I like the Smashing Pumpkins.

  24. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @moomintroll: email me?

  25. Thierry  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @moomintroll: Shouldn’t Newman’s Own bands also be involved in some world-changing/charity attempts?

  26. walkmasterflex  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    seconding both m.i.a. and the hold steady, and adding lil wayne. mountain goats are super divisive, but mostly across the mainstream/music crit-nerd axis, so i don’t know if that counts

  27. sicksteanein  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @Ned Raggett: Blasphemy! I actually think Dear Catastrophe Waitress and Life Pursuit are pretty damn great.

    Look! You made me cuss on the internet! Bah!

  28. moomintroll  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @Thierry: Yeah, but isn’t it kind of true that world changing/ charity attempt bands tend to get a big backlash…making them into Miracle Whip bands.
    Newman’s Own bands can’t have a backlash!

  29. twenty-four hour priapism  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    Ummmm….the Beatles.

  30. Thierry  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Randy Newman and Tom Waits

  31. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    I think the “value judgment” is not about the band, but about the person who likes it. Justice annoys the shit out of me, but I’m not going to hold that against their fans. Nickelback, however.

    Or it could be a band that you recognize as talented, but just cannot stand what they do.

  32. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    As for nominating bands: Tool, Dream Theater. I like one and cannot stand the other.

  33. enriquez the water bottle  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2008

    Sigur Ros.

  34. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    Steely Dan.

    No band I’ve ever discussed with fellow music geeks inspires more intense Are you out of your fucking mind? They’re genius! / dreadful! conversations. Hell, I think we’ve debated them here before.

  35. Thierry  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2008

    @moomintroll: The Newman’s Own should support charities and causes everyone would support – Albanian orphans, perhaps?

  36. encyclopediablack  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2008

    Rush

  37. silkyjumbo  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2008

    tom waits.

  38. ObtuseIntolerant  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2008

    Late to this party but my boys are unequivocally qualified, no? It’s all about…

    THE JONAS!

  39. ObtuseIntolerant  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2008

    @Poubelle: What? That is ridiculous. JS is/was fantastic. Pfeh.

    @natepatrin: M.I.A. Agreed. She makes me VOM. I struggle not to barf my irrational hatred all over her various lovers. Blarg.

  40. this makes b look like a childs play center

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